21, Engineering student, London. My love for pizza will never be overcome by anything else.
THIS IS HER.
LOOK AT SIZE OF NOSE AND ALSO BEAUTY.
Sexy AND a perchin’ place.
FENDING OFF ALL SEXES FROM THE VIEWPOINT OF MY BISEXUAL GIRLFRIEND.
Also just being the mantle of what is her obvious nasal Viking ship.
U is beauty, u is grace, with nose for population of United States.
My own personal landmark and sundial so I am never late.
U da best.
Your nose is also smaller than some things.
But only since they saw the scale and realised they needed to try harder.
IM DEFLECTING UR BEAUTIFUL.
Besides I’m sure your wrinkles will eventually swallow it like quicksand SO ITS FINE
I’m digging a hole. Probably with your nose.
IM JOKING LOVE YOU AND NORMAL SIZE BUT AGED A YEAR WITH ME SO LARGER IN THAT SENSE NOSE.
I can’t write soppy things, but I’m so proud to call you my girlfriend, and I’m only 60% saying that because if you heatedly turn around from reading this there’s a high chance of fatality from impact of your nose to me.
BT LV DOH.
Pure as ur Casper skin,
Such love, ahz see ma reflection in
My big dermatological dandruff flake
I love you all the years but so far one xxxxx
Happy anniversary to my beautiful, hairless cat of a girlfriend, idk she must’ve joined the army recently, she’s not short on anything, except recently keratin.
BUT AVOIDING THAT, it’s been a year, it’s gone too fast, clearly I shut my eyes too often so I don’t have to stare at her for too long, or I would go blind from touching myself.
I’ve gained a stone being with her, although I’m pretty sure it’s all clitorally, clearly trying to recreate a life size version of myself genitally.
TO FOOL HER FOR MY PLEASURE.
YIS TOUCH MA SHOULDER.
WHICH IS ALSO MY CLITORIS AWWR YIS.
ANYWAY ONE YEAR. THE AGE OF TERRIBLY OLD BABIES.
We is eternal life of fly, Or at least a high multiple.
WHICH MAY ALSO BE THE MULTIPLE. IDK.
Guessing high numbers.
For three year olds.
And also myself. The engineer.
I wish I was the doctor. So she wouldn’t leave me for him BECAUSE I WOULD BE HIM.
But also I could slow time down so she couldn’t tell me how old I CLEARLY AM NOT EVERY SECOND I GAIN AN AGE.
She’s the best. She’s made me coffee three times.
She slaps me more often than this.
I WAN GIVE HER A TROPHY NOT JUST MA LOVE.
I perch on her nose when I get scared and try and role play da hunchback from the great height.
SHE IS THE BEST BUT SHE FARTS AND THEY SMELL.
She my eternal flame.
From the eternal farts.
I love you. Happy one year Velma.
Ma blind fart
Stop eating all my chips. And by all I mean any.
THEY ARE ALL MINE.